July 3rd, 2009 . . . . .
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Any Accountants That Just Do Book Keeping Out There?

well im going to major in accounting and i just want to work with book keeping instead of the finanacial part.how do i get that done

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  1. The Two Fun Guys and an Accountant
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    Jerome Jones, the Buncombe County tax collector, was quoted with the following jab at accountants. A schoolboy lied to his teacher about his father’s profession, saying the old man was a stripper in an adult club. Pressed as to why he lied, the boy replies, “My father’s really an accountant at Arthur Andersen, but I was too embarrassed to tell you that.”
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    A translated accounting joke From an Accountant in Spain who swears he knows what a sheep looks like.
    Here is a popular accounting joke in Spain. I hope I translated it right:
    Counting sheeps:
    An accountant was walking on the countryside when he found a shepherd who had a lot of sheeps. The accountant said to the farmer: “Listen farmer, I can guess how many sheeps you have. The farmer started laughing “Oh, dear! I have a lot of sheeps. You will not be able to guess how many there are. “Lets bet something: if I guess how many sheeps you have, you will give me one of your sheeps. If I don’t, I will pay you 100 $. “Ok, how many there are? “There are exactly 1354 sheeps. The shepherd was shocked: “Incredible! I really have 1354 sheeps. Well, a bet’s a bet. You win. Choose the sheep you want. “Oh, I will take this one”, said the accountant and he took one. “Wait for a moment, sir”, said the shepherd, “Let’s do another bet: if I guess what is your job, you will give me back my sheep, and if I don’t, you can take another one”. “OK. “You are an accountant. “Oh, God! That’s true. But, how do you know it? “Give me back my dog, and then I will explain you.
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    From an accountant with an electric personality.
    How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
    Hmmm….let me run a few numbers and get back to you….
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    Submitted by an individual that has never walked more than 150 feet to get into a retail store.
    Why did the accountant put his CPA license in the front window of his car?
    So he could park in the handicapped spaces!
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    Slight twist on joke contributed by a banjo playing CPA in Rochester, NY: This new version was submitted by an individual that is neither “twisted” or fond of managers.
    A man takes a balloon ride at a local country fair. A fierce wind suddenly kicks up, causing the balloon to violently leave the fair and carry its occupant out into the countryside. Landing in a farmer’s field, the man is left with no clue how far he has flown or to where. Seeing a man walking down the street, he cries out: “Excuse me, sir, can you tell me where I am?” Eyeing the man in the balloon the passer by says: “You are in a downed balloon in a farmer’s field.” “You must be an accountant, sir,” replied the balloon’s unhappy resident. “How could you possible know that?” asked the passer-by. “Because what you have told me is absolutely correct, but of absolutely no use to me now, ” answered the balloonist.
    The accountant says “You must be a manager.” The balloonist says “How would you know that?” The accountant replies, “Because you don’t know where you are, you don’t know where you’re going, and you are exactly where you were 10 minutes ago but somehow it’s now my fault!”
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    From an individual at the University of Central Florida who denies owning sating sheets.
    How does the


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